1. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

    Answer

    Meat
  2. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

    Answer

    Incorrectly
  3. Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die. Who am I?

    Answer

    Fire
  4. What gets broken without being held?

    Answer

    A promise
  5. If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t got me. What am I?

    Answer

    A secret
  6. I have married many women, but I have never been married. Who am I?

    Answer

    A preacher.
  7. What is always coming but never arrives?

    Answer

    Tomorrow
  8. A crime has been committed. A life has been taken. The name, address and personal information are known by police. However, this person shall never go to trial or jail. The question is Why?

    Answer

    It’s suicide
  9. What can travel around the world staying in one corner?

    Answer

    A Stamp
  10. What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?

    Answer

    Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backwards.
  11. What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

    Answer

    Short
  12. Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

    Answer

    A coffin
  13. Which month has 28 days?

    Answer

    All the Month have 28 days.
  14. Rearrange these letters to make a single word: DRAGON LEWIS.

    Answer

    A SINGLE WORD
  15. I occur twice in eternity, And I’m always within sight. What am I?

    Answer

    The Letter “T”.